The Animals Were Never Alone
a Choose Your Own Adventure Essay
by Maria Lepistö and the Animal Sound Society
Click click. “Hmmm.. ok there is no detection” Karl is thinking while speaking. “We have to take,” click click, “and now,” he starts, “what we,” he starts over, “how everything works,” he continues, and he is whispering. Click, click, and you don’t want to break the spell of intimacy so you keep quiet and let Karl continue on his own accord. “I save this as Sample1” click, save, pause.

His grammar is a bit off but it doesn’t matter. You are not in love, but you are touched in an almost literal way. A corncrake is singing and your gaze rests on the screen of his computer, click click, fingertip, click. And then you wake up, “the software compares the sound recording with this template and ahh…”

If you want to let out a tiny squeaky sound of elation, go to 154

If you want to gently press your index finger onto the screen of his computer, go to 60

If you want to follow Karl up the stairs, go to 103

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