The Animals Were Never Alone
a Choose Your Own Adventure Essay
by Maria Lepistö and the Animal Sound Society
You will give in to your temptation and let your fingers run over his skin. You will do your best to be gentle, but your fingertips will be consumed by a desire to push, greedily searching for the contours of a... wow!

"At first I thought of it as an alien object invading my body. I was surprised that it didn't cause an allergic reaction. My immune system accepted it. Then for a while, I thought about it as a parasite, but it doesn't hurt me, although sometimes it makes me tired. I have an increased appetite. My body feeds it, it does everything it can to keep it alive. Although I'm not sure how it benefits me, I guess I could say that it is a sort of symbiotic relationship - but only a temporary one."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm pregnant."

If you believe him, go to 115

If you think this might be some sort of obscure German humour, you may also go to 115

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